oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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