I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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