normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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