i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I want to have your abortion
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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