Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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