I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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