Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You took a bar mat shot.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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