If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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