we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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