Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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