I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Hippo gnu deer
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
