Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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