My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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