Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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