better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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