its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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