she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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