I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you didnt know i had herpes?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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