so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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