sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Semen is not good for contacts.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
