shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Randomize
