singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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