I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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