didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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