I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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