Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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