I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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