If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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