Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
