normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I look better un-naked...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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