Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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