I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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