A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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