I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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