I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I deserve this hangover.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He shit in the fireplace
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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