You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize