Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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