He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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