i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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