Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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