Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Holy shit dude........stairs
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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