He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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