she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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