it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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