Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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