no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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