Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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