i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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