why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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