i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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