Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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