Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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