Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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