I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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