If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
